To host a Kardashian Thanksgiving, you of course have to start with the world’s longest dining room table. It’s unclear where this giant table comes from, but it would absolutely not fit in your live. Kylie’s table also has modern chairs that look like they’re different cheek gear shadows, because why would she have any other chairs? She is an icon of interior design.
The plates at the table have the word “Thankful” etched on them, which is cool because that means they’re literally exclusively ever going to be used once. Like, we could probably offer our lease for the next three months with the money they spent on those sheets. Whatever, we’re not going to get worked up over this.
Kourtney Kardashian Snapchat from yesterday pic.twitter.com /8 dlnrfQww7
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The food, for the most duty, seemed pretty normal. Turkey, cranberries, stuffing–there were no giant salads in plastic bowls from what we could see. Where the Kardashians passed the whole way up, however, was dessert. Kylie Snapchatted an elaborate expose of donuts and chocolate-dipped pretzels roosted on certain kinds of tree, and there were also certain kinds of chocolate pumpkins, as well as little gingerbread pies. None of these are something a ordinary party could make at home.
Kylie Jenner Snapchat from yesterday pic.twitter.com/ fu01yIjQxt
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So Kylie might not be saying anything about her alleged maternity, but it surely looks like she’s dining for two. Even though our Thanksgiving table is very likely to never look like this, we’re thankful that we have all of you to talk shit with. It makes more than habit dishes ever could.
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